Robert C. Bruce credited as playing...
Henry the VIII
- Mrs. Aldrich: [in "The Aldrich Family"; sees her son ogling and make outlandish noises] Henry! Henry the Eighth!
- Henry the VIII: [In his self-titled book; runs to the calling] COMING, MOTHER!
- Mrs. Aldrich: [grabs Henry and whips him in the butt; talking very fast] You naughty, naughty boy! I've told you time and time again...
- Frank Sinatra: [in "The Voice in the Wilderness"; in a wheelchair, singing] It had to be you/ it had to be you... /
- Mrs. Aldrich: It's Frankie!
- Police Gazette Broadcaster: [notices the wolf and his terrible disguise in the "Petrified Forest" book] Calling all cars! Calling all cars!
- [police car with loud sirens blaring; the "Long Arm of the Law", from the book of the same name, grabs the wolf and throws him to a magazine called "Judge"]
- Judge: [singing; points his finger at the suspected wolf] YOU are guilty, and the sentence is LIFE!/
- Vocalists: [background singing] No, he's not!/
- Big Bad Wolf: No!
- Judge: Yes!
- Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: No!
- Judge: Yes!/
- Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: No!/
- Judge: Yesss!/
- Big Bad Wolf: [singing; gets thrown in jail in LIFE] You can't do this to me!/
- Vocalists: Oh, no!/
- Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: I'm a citizen,/
- Judge, Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: See?