Richard Haydn credited as playing...
Jonathan Wilson
- Adam Belinski: You couldn't have prescribed a better sedative than yourself!
- Jonathan Wilson: Thank you Sir.
- Adam Belinski: Not at all.
- Jonathan Wilson: It may interest you to know that after the use of my nasal bath the Marquis Rockamere, a distinguished speaker, was for the first time clearly understood when he addressed the House of Lords last week.
- Jonathan Wilson: Mother's taken a great liking to you.
- Cluny Brown: How do you know? She didn't say anything.
- Jonathan Wilson: That's the point. Mother doesn't waste words on flattery. If she speaks it's to correct faults.
- Cluny Brown: [looking at Wilson's painting on the wall] Poor little sheep. It hasn't much future, has it? Just mutton.
- Jonathan Wilson: And where would England be without it? If I was a sheep, I should be proud to serve the empire.
- Cluny Brown: It would be almost worth a fire to see you in action.
- Jonathan Wilson: Thank you, Miss Brown.
- Jonathan Wilson: [the bell on the front door of his shop rings] You think I'm going out to attend to the client at once, don't you?
- Cluny Brown: Well, aren't you?
- Jonathan Wilson: [shaking his head] No. No, indeed.
- [he plays a couple more notes on the harmonium]
- Jonathan Wilson: It is the privilege of a successful establishment to keep the client on edge. He's so grateful when you do arrive.