Matthew Broderick credited as playing...
Inspector Gadget • Robo Gadget • John Brown
- Inspector Gadget: You blew me up and my Chevette. And I really liked that car.
- Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go-Go get over it!
- Inspector Gadget: I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it!
- Dr. Claw: Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.
- [Dr. Claw, Kramer and Inspector Gadget look at the camera]
- Gadgetmobile: Who are you, rookie?
- Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
- Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.
- Inspector Gadget: Are you - Are you talking to me?
- Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. It's a Disney movie.
- [at Scolex Industries]
- Gadgetmobile: Can you find the Scolex Building from here, or should I call the police?
- Inspector Gadget: I am the police!
- Penny: Hey, wait! What about me?
- Gadgetmobile: You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car.
- Inspector Gadget: I don't get it. Why would you do this?
- Dr. Claw: I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the perks. COMPRENDÉ?
- Inspector Gadget: Yeah, I comprendé.
- Dr. Claw: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I comprendo, yo comprendo. Conjugate the word, for pity's sake.
- Gadgetmobile: Let's team up: I'll go after them; and you say 10-4!
- Inspector Gadget: 10-4?
- Gadgetmobile: Right. See ya!
- [speeds off after some escaped convicts, leaving Gadget just standing there]
- Officer John Brown: Thelma, how do I look?
- Thelma: Like a geek from Kansas who became a security guard.
- Officer John Brown: Dr. Bradford? Hi. I borrowed a book from your dad. "Power Learning Through Speed Study." It took me forever to get through it.
- Officer John Brown: Attention: Driver of the wrecked limo attached to the "Yahoo!" billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle immediately, or... else.
- Scolex: [stepping out, unable to give in without a fight] Fine work, Mr. Security Guard, you got me. Here, have a victory cigar.
- [pulls out a cigar and lights it...]
- Officer John Brown: No, thanks.
- Scolex: Remember: Smoking kills.
- [tosses cigar]
- Officer John Brown: I don't smoke!
- Scolex: [laughs] Oh, really? You will now.
- Officer John Brown: Oh, boy...
- [the cigar blows up John; also sending a bowling ball rocketing out of John's car. Scolex closes his sunroof, but the bowling ball falls through the sunroof before closing, and crushes his left hand]
- Scolex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAND!
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: I'll be with you every step of the way!
- Inspector Gadget: Okay. I'd shake your hand, but you might lose an eye.