Ciaran Owens credited as playing...
Middle Frank
- Angela McCourt: I was thinking of calling him Alphonsius.
- Middle Frank: Alphonsius? That's a stupid name!
- Middle Michael: [after Malachy makes weak excuses for returning from England with no money] You drank the money, Da.
- Middle Malachy: You drank the money.
- Middle Frank: You drank the money.
- Quasimodo: Okay, it's a shilling for the three of you. Climb up the spout, and each of youse have a look, but no wankin'!
- Middle Paddy Clohessy: I've my own sisters. Why should I pay to see your naked sisters?
- Quasimodo: 'Cause looking at your own naked sisters is the worst sin of all. Not even a bishop in the world could forgive you for it.
- Middle Frank: What can you see?
- Older Mikey Molloy: Oh, it's grand.
- Middle Paddy Clohessy: Can you see their tits, Mikey?
- [Mikey moans]
- Quasimodo: I said no wankin', Molloy. There's to be no wankin' up the spout.
- Older Mikey Molloy: Oh, it's grand.
- Quasimodo: I said no wankin' up the spout!
- Middle Paddy Clohessy: Frankie, I'm telling you, that dancing stuff is for sissies. You won't be able to play football next.
- Middle Frank: I won't?
- Middle Paddy Clohessy: You'll be running around girlie-like.
- Middle Frank: Shut up.
- Middle Paddy Clohessy: Everyone will be laughing at you.
- Middle Frank: They will?
- Middle Paddy Clohessy: Next thing, you'll be knitting socks.