Ken McLeod credited as playing...
James Caulfield
- James Caulfield: Are you angry with me?
- Sifu Wing: Did you break promise?
- James Caulfield: [smiles] You nodded!
- Sifu Wing: [smiles back] Did I nodded?
- James Caulfield: [after Wing accepts James as his student] Master, I knew you would say yes! So was it my patience?
- Sifu Wing: Junk!
- James Caulfield: Junk?
- Sifu Wing: Last night you ate two sandwiches, two Cokes, three candy bars, and three donuts. That's junk! Made me sick. And don't call me Master. Call me Sifu!
- James Caulfield: You a number cruncher?
- Mark Brown: A what?
- James Caulfield: An accounting major?
- Mark Brown: Look Caulfield. I'm not interested in giving you my life history. I am interested in graduating. So, why don't you shut up so I can study?
- James Caulfield: Well, excuse me your Holiness.
- Mark Brown: Don't mess with me, Caulfield. I'll kick your ass in five seconds flat.
- James Caulfield: Oh really? And just how you gonna do that?
- [Mark shows James his martial arts accolades]
- James Caulfield: [Pulls out his own martial arts accolades] Tae Kwon Do. Tang Soo Do. Kenpo. Hapkido. Jiu-Jitsu.
- Mark Brown: Do you jog?