Gabriel Byrne credited as playing...
The Man
- The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey, I like the shirt.
- Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] Screw you, man!
- [Skates into the road]
- The Man: [Whispers] Hey, kid.
- [the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]
- The Man: Nice shirt.
- The Man: Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."
- The Man: Just tell me what you want.
- Jericho Cane: I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to Hell.
- The Man: Well, you see, the problem is...
- [grabs Jericho and lifts him]
- The Man: ... sometimes Hell comes to YOU!
- The Man: Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.
- Jericho Cane: Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
- The Man: You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.
- [about God]
- The Man: Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just has a good publicist, that's all.
- Jericho Cane: Who the fuck are you?
- The Man: Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.
- The Man: [to police guard] The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Do not forget who it is you serve.
- The Man: [speaking to Christine] You think I came here to hurt you? I didn't come here to hurt you. I came here to love you. Give yourself to me.
- The Man: Where was God? He could have stopped it. Instead he fucked you and made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt.
- Jericho Cane: They're not real.
- The Man: Would that matter?
- Jericho Cane: Oh, yes.
- The Man: I think you need a reminder of how painful reality can be.
- The Man: [to cardinal] For a thousand years you've waited for my return. Behold, you have failed. And with your dying breath, you will bear witness to the End of Days.