Professor Cornelius Van Goon is the only member of a board of high I.Q experts and, no matter what the question, he always gives the wrong answer. A burlesque on radio quiz programs, such as... Read allProfessor Cornelius Van Goon is the only member of a board of high I.Q experts and, no matter what the question, he always gives the wrong answer. A burlesque on radio quiz programs, such as "Professie Quiz" and "The Quiz Kids."Professor Cornelius Van Goon is the only member of a board of high I.Q experts and, no matter what the question, he always gives the wrong answer. A burlesque on radio quiz programs, such as "Professie Quiz" and "The Quiz Kids."