Stephen Rea credited as playing...
Tony Costello
- Tony Costello: The only thing I have of value, is this
- [pulls out Necklace with a tooth on it]
- Tony Costello: Jimi Hendrix's tooth, there was a fight in a pub down Oxford Street, someone planked him, and I picked it up. I knew he was a genius even then.
- Tony Costello: [to Les and Beano] Chrissake. This was about us. This was our second shot, and it was working. Anybody who was at Antwerp saw it. We were fucking brilliant; we were better than we ever were. We were a great band. You stupid bastards, why couldn't you bury the past before it buried us?
- Karen Knowles: [after almost running Beano over as he runs from the tax man] Beano!
- Beano: What the fuck are you doing here?
- Tony Costello: How do you feel about getting the Fruits together again, Beano?
- Beano: Not a moment too soon, my old son!
- Beano: What do you think then, Luke?
- Luke Shand: I thought we were shit, guys.
- Les: Kill that racket, Hughie.
- Beano: Come again?
- Luke Shand: We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.
- Tony Costello: It's a classic!
- Luke Shand: Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.
- Les: B-flat.
- Ray Simms: C.
- Tony Costello: G.
- Karen Knowles: I had enough rock'n'roll to last a lifetime.
- Tony Costello: So you gave it all up for this?
- Beano: You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?
- Tony Costello: Yeah, but they paid me to go away.
- Beano: Not enough from the look of ya.
- Tony Costello: Never is, man.
- Hughie: Feast your eyes on this magnificent land yacht: tinted windows, air conditioned, twin porto-loos - not to mention an extensive library of pornography courtesy of the Psychedelic Furs world tour of 19 and 88. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
- Tony Costello: Hey, Hughie, pongs in here a bit. Think one of the Furs is still in here.
- Hughie: That's pedigree, Tony
- [inhaling deeply]
- Hughie: . Smell that Dettol, fag ends, vomit!
- Tony Costello: What's the situation, boyfriend-wise?
- Clare: I've had a couple. Nothing serious.
- Tony Costello: I was talking about your mother.
- Tony Costello: Do you know where we could contact him?
- Mrs. Baggot: You're the second lot's been lookin' for him this mornin'. He's at work, at the nursery.
- Tony Costello: He works at a nursery?
- Karen Knowles: Not around children?