Hans Matheson credited as playing...
Luke Shand
- Luke Shand: You people are really something, you know that? All you want is a few free drinks and a chance to tear people down. Those guys deserve a bit more respect. You bunch of wankers!
- [reaming the journalists who just finished grilling band members at a press conference]
- Hughie: Hope this isn't another Sunderland!
- [speaking of Ray's mood swings]
- Luke Shand: What happened at Sunderland?
- Beano: He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.
- Les: Yeah, he'd never find the blade.
- Beano: What do you think then, Luke?
- Luke Shand: I thought we were shit, guys.
- Les: Kill that racket, Hughie.
- Beano: Come again?
- Luke Shand: We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.
- Tony Costello: It's a classic!
- Luke Shand: Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.
- Les: B-flat.
- Ray Simms: C.
- Tony Costello: G.