Malcolm Stumpf credited as playing...
- Sam: Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?
- Robert: Where did you hear that word?
- Sam: Kyle told it to me
- Robert: And did Kyle tell you what it means?
- Sam: Yes.
- Robert: Well, what does it mean?
- Sam: It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
- Robert's Mother: Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
- [Sam shakes his head yes]
- Robert's Mother: Well, he's here.
- Sam: Smelling salts. Smelling salts.
- [Pretends to faint]
- Sam: Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?
