Rob Schneider credited as playing...
TV Producer
- TV Producer: Now *that* is TV. The phones are lighting up like Vegas. What power, what heat. You're a hit!
- Miss Piggy: Oh! Oh, thank you.
- TV Producer: Not you. Him!
- Gonzo: Me?
- Kermit: Listen, aren't you taking this alien thing just a little too far?
- Gonzo: Kermit. Kermit, I realize that it may be hard for you to accept me as an alien, but I didn't choose to be one. Well, I've always had alien tendencies. This just makes sense to me.
- TV Producer: Beautiful, Big G!
- Miss Piggy: Look, I deliver Gonzo's exclusive life story, okay, if you make moi your new anchorwoman...
- TV Producer: What about Shelley?
- Miss Piggy: Shelley, schmelly.
- Gonzo: Rizzo?
- Rizzo the Rat: Gonzo?
- Miss Piggy: Kermie?
- Kermit: Piggy?
- TV Producer: What the heck's going on here?