Steve Whitmire credited as playing...
Kermit the Frog • Rizzo the Rat • Beaker • Cosmic Fish #1 • Rainbow • Miss Piggy (assistant)
- [Ed is examining Gonzo]
- Ed Singer: No nostrils. How do you smell?
- Rizzo the Rat: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.
- Gonzo: I had that weird dream again.
- Rizzo the Rat: You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
- [Gonzo appears on live TV]
- Clifford: Hey, you better get down there, Kerm.
- Kermit: Relax. No one is going anywhere, okay?
- Gonzo: [on TV] You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
- Rizzo: So you want to go now, or wait for the commercial?
- Kermit: Now.
- Gonzo: Hey, Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.
- Kermit: He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own.
- Miss Piggy: I love it when you take charge.
- Fozzie Bear: Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.
- Kermit: Okay... Well, uh, from THIS point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.
- Kermit: [after the 'Door in a Jar' forms but the door is too small] Gee, that's disappointing.
- Miss Piggy: Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.
- Dr. Tucker: From this moment on, if I say you're hungry, you eat. If I say you're sleepy...
- Rizzo: I eat?
- Gonzo: [Gonzo wakes up from a bad dream and sits upright, accidentally sending a hammock-sleeping Rizzo flying out the window] I don't wanna be alone!
- Rizzo the Rat: You're not alone.
- Gonzo: Who said that?
- Rizzo the Rat: Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the rat who's hanging out of the window!
- Gonzo: [as Rizzo is hanging out the window] Rizzo?
- Rizzo the Rat: No, it's Santa. But I forgot my reindeer.