Jesse Brant Howell credited as playing...
Ike Broflovski
- Eric Cartman: Mom, there's someone at the door.
- [No reply]
- Eric Cartman: Mom, I said there's someone at the door!
- Mrs. Cartman: Coming, hun.
- Eric Cartman: [as Liane walks past] Ay, I can't see the TV!
- Mrs. Cartman: Oh, look Eric, It's your little friends!
- Ike Broflovski: Fireman!
- Eric Cartman: What are you guys doing here?
- [Stan holds up the piece of paper with the movie ad on it]
- Eric Cartman: Aw, sweet dudes! Yes, YEEES!
- Kyle: Ok. Let's try this one more time. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
- Ike Broflovski: Don't kick the baby.
- Kyle: Kick the baby!
- [Kicks Ike through a window, causing it to shatter]
- Sheila Broflovski: Ike! You broke ANOTHER window! That's a bad baby! Baaaaaad baby!
- Stan Marsh: Kyle, we're going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie!
- Kyle: Oh my god, dude!
- Sheila Broflovski: Kyle! Where are you going?
- Kyle: Uuh, we're going ice-skating.
- Sheila Broflovski: Well take your little brother with you.
- [Ike bounces up to Kyle]
- Kyle: Aww, come on, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
- Sheila Broflovski: DO AS I SAY, KYLE!
- Kyle: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!