Caroll Spinney credited as playing...
Big Bird • Oscar the Grouch
- Oscar: [angrily] What? Huxley! First this guy ruined my beautiful Grouchland, and now, he's messin' with my frie...
- [Everyone is surprised to hear what Oscar just said]
- Big Bird: Oscar, were you gonna say "friend"?
- Oscar: No. I was gonna say... "French-fried fish-heads"!
- [Everyone else scoffs in disagreement]
- Oscar: All right. So the little stink ball IS my friend. Oh, I gotta go do somethin' about this!
- Oscar: Who says you can't go home again?
- Susan: Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is.
- Cookie Monster, Telly, Zoe: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
- Oscar: In a minute. First I have to look at the old neighborhood here. Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.
- Susan: Hey, wait a minute!
- Gordon: No, Oscar, we've got to find Elmo first!
- Cookie Monster, Telly: Elmo! Elmo!
- Susan: Let's go this way.
- Grouch Cop: It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland! You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who will scream their head off... will be provided for you.
- Oscar: Come on!
- Cookie Monster: Me innocent. Hello? Me need cookies!