Denis Arndt credited as playing...
Sheriff
- Sheriff: Here ya go.
- [the sheriff gives Ears a hot dog]
- Ears: [Quietly] Thanks.
- Sheriff: You know every time you order a hot dog with Sauerkraut on it, there's something going on. What is it this time?
- Ears: Why are people so stupid? I mean, no one ever does what you think they're gonna do, then they end up dumping on you. Does that ever happen to you?
- Sheriff: Every day. Gettin' dumped on is what they pay me for.
- [Chuckles]
- Ears: Wish I was old enough to get out of this place. I'm sick of hanging around with a bunch of immature brats.
- Sheriff: Oh, honey. Don't grow up so darn fast. I know you think your ready to hit the road once you have to understand that when you start makin' those kind of choices you can't ever stop.
- Ears: But it's different now, Dad. It's not like when you were a kid.
- Sheriff: No, every kid thinks that, every kid thinks, that when something happens to them it's the first time that it's ever happened to anybody. But I guarantee ya, there was some kid in Roman Empire that felt exactly they way your felling right now.
- Ears: So me getting dumped on isn't anything new either. All right, I'm gonna go.
- Sheriff: Okay.
- Ears: Thanks.
- Sheriff: Hm-hm.
- [Ears kisses her dad on the cheek]
- Sheriff: Listen, don't be late for supper.
- Ears: Okay, I won't.