Fabrizio Mioni credited as playing...
Armand
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: Get out of here!
- Armand: Oh! Such fire! Her portrait will be magnificent!
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: What portrait?
- Gary Underwood: A portrait of a songwriter. You! I'm going to use your portrait in my advertising campaign and I'm paying him $5,000 to paint it.
- Armand: And I'll capture all of your magnificent womanhood on canvas - in your baby doll nightgown.
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: In my what?
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: With a painting like that you could make a fortune. Selling it at stag parties!
- Armand: Well, listen, Teresa...
- Teresa 'Terry' Taylor: I'll give you exactly one second to get out of here or I'll...
- Armand: Maybe it could be a negligee? A sheer one. A flannel pajamas?
- Gary Underwood: I don't understand it? The girl's practically a throwback. A puritan! How can she write songs like she does?
- Armand: Maybe she has a sexy ghost writer.
- Sue Ann Mobley: I've always liked artistic men.
- Armand: Would you like to see some of my paintings?
- Sue Ann Mobley: Well, I bet they're in your hotel rooms.
- Armand: Are you afraid of hotel rooms?
- Sue Ann Mobley: No. All they are are four walls and a bed - mostly bed.
- Armand: Oh, but, I have a whole suite.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Oh! Well, as long as I have running room!
- Sue Ann Mobley: Well, maybe you understand it; but, I certainly don't.
- Armand: I explained it to you. I always paint the face last.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Why, I never heard of an artist painting from the bottom up?
- Armand: Oh, Cherie. Cherie we could make such beautiful music together.
- Sue Ann Mobley: Then, get your own guitar! I'm playing a solo.