Jeremy Northam credited as playing...
Harry
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets.
- Harry Sawyer: Traveling midget tailors?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Yeah, ya think?
- Harry Sawyer: No.
- Sheriff Chappy Dent: I guess like, like everybody I'm scared of bein', you know, rejected.
- Harry Sawyer: There's no way, man. You're a real catch, you're a man's man, a nice guy. You've got your health. And everybody knows what a turn-on that uniform is.
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Why did the armadillo cross the road?
- Harry Sawyer: Why?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: [Holds up dead armadillo] It didn't. Look, see?
- Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex...
- Harry Sawyer: What?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.
- Josephine McClintock: The last man in that safe who didn't work here, my Daddy shot in his tracks.
- Harry Sawyer: I understand that's the most painful place to be shot in.
- Josephine McClintock: I guess I should be flattered by your stalking.
- Harry Sawyer: There's such a fine line between... stalking and, and being attentive, and I was - I don't know - going for being attentive.
- [to Josephine through the prison fence]
- Harry Sawyer: Don't make me come after you, they'll shoot me!
- Josephine McClintock: [while climbing out of the cab while towing the RV] What are you DOING?
- Harry Sawyer: [while climbing out of the RV onto the towline] I'm trying to save you!
- Josephine McClintock: Well, knock it off! I'm trying to save YOU!