Adrien Brody credited as playing...
Richie
- Vinny: I fuckin' thought I was gonna stop cheatin' when I got married, you know. I thought so! And now I'm just fuckin' cheatin' a lot more than I ever did. But I thought- you know, I thought the man up there understood. I thought he under- would fuckin' understand...
- Ritchie: God has nothing to do with this, Vin!
- Vinny: Oh come, Ritchie, yes he does. Yes, he does.
- Anthony: What the hell happened to you? Look at this freak!
- Joey T: Nice outfit. Where'd you get it? Off the dead?
- Anthony: I thought vampires only came out at night?
- Ritchie: Yeah, except on leap year. What's happening guys?
- Joey T: Don't give us that "What's happening guys" bullsh*t. You come back to the neighborhood lookin' like a f*ckin' freak - soundin' like a British fag and we're supposed to be okay with that?
- Ritchie: You're f*ckin' right. How's your wife and kid JT?
- Joey T: I got divorced - I moved back in with my mother.
- Vinny: Now, don't tell nobody. It's between you and me. Its bad enough that I ball her, right, but, then some sick side of me had to drive her right past the spot where we was stickin' it up her cousin's ass, you know. Oh sh*t, and that's where I saw the dead bodies, right there. You know what, God spared me. He spared me, man. Cause its a f*ckin' omen. I'm serious! He f*ckin' let me go. You know, what the f*ck could this mean? It means somethin'. What do you think it means?
- Ritchie: I don't know, what do you think it means?
- Vinny: I think God's tellin' me I'm gonna burn in hell if I don't stop cheatin'.
- Vinny: God is tellin' me you shouldn't be doin' these things with your wife. That's what he's tellin' me.
- Ritchie: What things?
- Vinny: Oh, come on, don't be stupid. You know.
- Ritchie: What?
- Vinny: No butt f*cking, sixty-nine, doggy style. That's the message God it saying: You gotta cut that sh*t out. You gotta cut it out; otherwise, I'm not gonna spare you the next time. That's what God is telling me.
- Ritchie: Hey, Ruby, how you been?
- Ruby: You know, I copped that Who's Next album. I was thinkin' about you.
- Ritchie: Its great, right. F*ckin', those guys are like the godfathers of punk. You know that? You know that song, Baba O'Riley? Its my favorite song. You know who wrote that?
- Ruby: Engelbert Humperdick? What? You don't think I know? Come on, I know. Pete Townsend.
- Ritchie: How'd you know that?
- Ruby: What? I read the album credits. I mean the only thing I don't get is why those four guys, you know, pissin' on a big rock?