Michael Rispoli credited as playing...
Joey T
- [Tony and Joe T. run into a punk walking the street]
- Tony Olives: Watch where you're going, you freak!
- Punk: Fuck you, Guido.
- Tony Olives: ...what did you say to me?
- Punk: FUCK YOU GUIDO!
- Joey T: Alright, you're drunk, so I'm going to give you one more chance. Who's your favorite baseball team?
- Punk: Boston Red Sox!
- [They attack him]
- Joey T: You know, with that reward money, I'm gonna start a college fund for my daughter.
- Brian: I'd buy a yacht. Like Hugh Hefner, I'd get Playboy bunnies walkin' around.
- Anthony: You can't get a yacht with ten grand. You're gonna wind up with a row boat with two Puerto Rican skanks.
- Brian: What are you talkin' about.
- Anthony: When I get that money, I'm gonna take both my parents home to Sicily for a whole f*ckin' month.
- Joey T: Hey, what'd I tell you about your filthy mouth in front of my daughter. Apologize to the princess.
- Eddie: [Joey T and his gang are beating up Ritchie, Eddie fires his Luger into the air] You get the fuck away from him! GET OFF HIM! What the fuck is going on here? What the FUCK is going on, JESUS CHRIST!
- Joey T: We caught the Son of Sam and we're taking him to Luigi! Don't FUCK with us!
- Eddie: Son of Sam? He ain't the fucking Son of Sam! They caught the real killer. It's all over the news. They caught him in YONKERS, you stupid fucking idiot!
- Joey T: You're fucking lying! Don't fucking LIE TO US!
- Eddie: [Eddie points his Luger at Joey T's face] Oh, yeah! Tell me my fucking LUGER's full of shit! Fuck with THIS, hero! *COME ON*!
- [Joey T backs down]
- Eddie: My Luger says they CAUGHT HIM, alright!
- Anthony: What the hell happened to you? Look at this freak!
- Joey T: Nice outfit. Where'd you get it? Off the dead?
- Anthony: I thought vampires only came out at night?
- Ritchie: Yeah, except on leap year. What's happening guys?
- Joey T: Don't give us that "What's happening guys" bullsh*t. You come back to the neighborhood lookin' like a f*ckin' freak - soundin' like a British fag and we're supposed to be okay with that?
- Ritchie: You're f*ckin' right. How's your wife and kid JT?
- Joey T: I got divorced - I moved back in with my mother.
- Woodstock: I know who the killer is. I figured it out. Reggie Jackson.
- Anthony: What the f*ck is wrong with you?
- Joey T: What's the matter with you?
- Woodstock: I'm serious. Son of Sam. Uncle Sam. Yankee Doodle Dandy. Bronx Bombers. New York f*ckin' Yankees.
- Brian: What, he makes an ass of you. You don't know.
- Woodstock: What kind of guns does the killer use? 44 caliber, right? What's Reggie's number? 44.