Maury Chaykin credited as playing...
Mr. Cooper • Louie Loser
- Jailer: Your lawyer's here.
- Jacob Two Two: My lawyer? What lawyer?
- Jailer: Tough luck, kid. Your lawyer is Louie the Loser.
- Louie Loser: [comes onto the scene eating a doughnut] Actualy, the name's "Loo-zar", "Loo-zar".
- Jailer: Sixteen years without winning a case? I don't think so.
- [to Jacob]
- Jailer: Believe me, kid, the name's "loser"!
- Louie Loser: Your honor, I object!
- Justice Rough, The Judge: [menacing] Object? Object to what? Are you objecting to me!
- Louie Loser: No, I said I "in-ject". I inject my approval of what you said. Good call, judge, guilty!