Natasha Lyonne credited as playing...
Jessica
- Victoria 'Vicky': It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right time, the right moment, the right place.
- Jessica: Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.
- Vicky: [discussing Kevin difficulties saying he love her] Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know, even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
- Jessica: He's got a dick, he's a guy.
- Vicky: Right.
- Jessica: What you need to do is learn how to press a girl's buttons. You have to give her what she's never had.
- Kevin: What's that?
- Jessica: Let me give you a hint. "Ohh, Kev!" "Uhh." "Yeah!" Comprende?
- Kevin: You mean an orgasm.
- Jessica: You got it, stud!
- Kevin: Well, you know, I'm-l'm pretty sure that I've - given her a...
- Jessica: No, you haven't.
- Kevin: Well, there was one time...
- Jessica: No!
- Jessica: You and Kevin haven't even done it yet.
- Victoria 'Vicky': That's not why we're going out.
- Jessica: Well, what do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?
- Jessica: What about you, Vicky? Have you just never had one with Kevin? Or, have you never had one - period?
- Victoria 'Vicky': I've had one. I think.
- Jessica: Okay. That's a no.