Eugene Levy credited as playing...
Jim's Dad
- Jim's Dad: [Jim's Dad just caught Jim masturbating into the pie his mom cooked] We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
- Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of
- [hesitates]
- Jim's Dad: masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it "stroking the salami", yeah, you know, "pounding the old pud".
- [pause]
- Jim's Dad: I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.