Rick Mercer credited as playing...
J.B. Dickson • Various • Self
- Rick Mercer: [on Canada and the US] We're bigger, and we're on top. If this was prison, they would be our bitch.
- Rick Mercer: The US is our neighbour, our ally, our trading partner, and our friend, and sometimes we'd like to give them *such* a smack.
- J.B. Dixon: Jackie Biskupski is running for a seat in the Utah Legislature, and she's attracting a lot of attention because she's a lesbian. Her Republican opponent, Dan Alderson, is a staunch Mormon, and is running a negative ad campaign calling her lifestyle abnormal and deviant. His six wives agree.
- J.B. Dixon: At this time, we need to look to Canada's poets for inspiration. And when we think Canada, when we think poets, we all think... Trooper!
- [followed by footage of Canadian politicians singing along to "Raise A Little Hell"]