Leonardo DiCaprio credited as playing...
Richard
- [Last lines]
- Richard: And me? I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for. Because it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. And if you find that moment... It lasts forever.
- Richard: The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?
- Richard: When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.
- Richard: Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it.
- Richard: I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.
- Richard: After the funeral, we all tried to get back to normal.
- Richard: But it just didn't seem right
- Richard: It became clear the problem was Christo
- Richard: You see, in a shark attack, or any other major tragedy, I guess the important thing is to get eaten and die, in which case there's a funeral and somebody makes a speech and everybody says what a good guy you were
- Richard: Or get better, in which case everyone can forget about it. Get better or die.
- Richard: It's the hanging around in between that really pisses people off.
- Richard: Now, I know it wasn't a part of the plan, but I made the decision to leave a copy of the map. I'm not gonna say it was the best decision I ever made. I told myself it was spreading news as a part of a traveller's nature. But if I was being completely honest, I was just like everybody else: sh*t-scared of the great unknown, desperate to take a little piece of home with me.
- [first lines]
- Richard: My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family, or where I'm from? None of that matters. Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose, looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting and yes, I admit, something more dangerous. So after eighteen hours in the back of an airplane, three dumb movies, two plastic meals, six beers and absolutely no sleep, I finally touch down; in Bangkok.
- Richard: I had nothing left to offer but pure reflex. Pure reflex and mankind's basic drive for survival, that somehow shouts, "NO - I WILL NOT DIE TODAY!"
- Richard: You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it just wouldn't happen. The police were pissed cuz he was traveling under a false passport. But they didn't ask me about the map, so - I didn't tell 'em.
- Keaty: [Keaty interrupts Richard whilst watching Francoise and pretending to read his book] One: she's just teasin' ya.
- Richard: What are you talking about?
- Keaty: Two: you don't speak French. Three: he speaks French. In fact, even better than that, four: he IS French. Five: he's much better at football - sorry, sorry, SOCCER - than you. And six: you're a bit strange, Rich. Some girls like that in a man, but not usually the sort of girls you wanna be with.
- Richard: Is that right?
- Keaty: Come on, your last girlfriend chucked ya, there must've been a reason.
- Richard: It was not my fault!
- Keaty: And seven: look at - look at your thumbs, man! They're well defined!
- Richard: Wh-what is that supposed to mean?
- Keaty: You play a lot of video games! That is a powerful index of incompatabilty.
- Richard: Why do I get the feeling like you're trying to tell me something?
- Keaty: You haven't a hope mate - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. Know what I mean?
- Richard: Thank you.
- Keaty: So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit.
- Richard: [softly] Thank you very much.
- Keaty: It's my pleasure.
- Etienne: Oh fuck! Richard! Fuck!
- Richard: What?
- Etienne: I saw a fin!
- Richard: What? Are you joking?
- Etienne: No, no. A fin!
- Richard: OK, a shark fin?
- Etienne: I don't know! Just a fin! Over there, about a hundred meters.
- Richard: Well, was it big?
- Etienne: Yes.
- Richard: Well, what the fuck do you expect me to do about it?
- Etienne: Nothing! I just thought you should know!
- Richard: Well, to be honest, Etienne, I'd rather you hadn't told me!
- Etienne: I'm sorry!
- Richard: Well, it's a bit fuckin' late now, isn't it?
- Hustler: Hey! Do you need somewhere to stay?
- Richard: Well, I'll be fine. I'll find my own place thanks!
- Hustler: Good time boy! Girl! Fucking! No problem.
- Hustler: You wanna drink snake blood?
- Richard: Wait a minute, did you say snake blood?
- Hustler: Oh yeah!
- Richard: No thanks.
- Hustler: What is wrong with snake blood?
- Richard: I just don't like the idea.
- Hustler: Or maybe you're scared, afraid of something new!
- Richard: No, I just don't like the idea, that's all.
- Hustler: Ah-ha! Just like every tourist, you are all the same, just like America!
- Richard: Oh, G*d!
- Etienne: P*tain de m*rde!
- Etienne: Well?
- Richard: Well, what?
- Etienne: How do we get down?
- Richard: How do we get down? How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything now?
- Françoise: We'll jump.
- Etienne: F*ck! You wanted to be in command, Richard.
- Richard: I only took command, because you lost your nerve, French boy!
- Etienne: Yeah, and look where you've taken us!
- [Large shot on the waterfall]
- Françoise: We'll jump.
- Richard: If you're not happy with the way things are going, just take over! All right, sir?
- Etienne: All right, I will! There, we climb down there.
- Françoise: [Louder] We can jump.
- Richard: Françoise, look, we're not gonna jump. All right? So just can it. And as for climbing down there, that is just, an a**hole suggestion!
- Etienne: Calling me an a**hole?
- Richard: Yeah, and that's just the start of it.
- Etienne: All right, Richard let's do it!
- [Pushes Richard]
- Richard: All right, m*therf*cker!
- Etienne: [Françoise jumps] Françoise!
- [She splashes into water far below]
- Etienne: Françoise!
- Françoise: [Emerges] Come on, guys, it's okay! It's not dangerous. Come on! Throw the bags down, come on!
- Richard: Right. So we'll jump.
- Etienne: Oh, f*ck.
- Richard: [voiceover] Our resident chef was known as Unhygienix.
- Unhygienix: Let's cook!
- Richard: [voiceover] On account of his obsession with soap.
- Unhygienix: Fish, fish, fish!
- [Scrubs hands and sniffs them]
- Unhygienix: Still I smell of fish!