Illeana Douglas credited as playing...
Lisa
- Lisa: It doesn't surprise me that there's another woman. Of course, the fact that she's dead gives one pause.
- Lisa: There's only eight percent of the population that's, like, highly hypnotizable. I mean, almost anybody can go under a little, but not way under. Not freaky under. Like he did.
- Lisa: So, she's six weeks pregnant. That means the baby's due in... April, May... June. Gemini. That's cool. Einstein was a Gemini. So's that Scottish gal from Garbage.
- Tom Witzky: Will you go help Jake with his pajamas?
- Lisa: If she's late...
- Tom Witzky: Lisa, I swear to God, start with the Dionne Warwick stuff and I'll throw you out of the fuckin' window, so please help him with the pajamas.
- Lisa: Love you, too, Tom.
- Lisa: Animal.
- Tom Witzky: What'd I do this time?
- Lisa: Should I tell him?
- Maggie Witzky: If you wanna die!
- Lisa: Well, your beer-addled sperm still works.
- Maggie Witzky: LISA?
- Lisa: You impregnated my sister again.
- Maggie Witzky: BITCH!
- Lisa: I thought you wanted me to tell him.
- Maggie Witzky: Why, because I said don't?