William Converse-Roberts credited as playing...
Mr. Hammond
- Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned? You can tell me you know, I'd be cool.
- Chase: Yeah I know you'd be cool.
- Mr. Hammond: What is that supposed to mean?
- Chase: It means I've read your yearbook. "Onward through the fog. Light up and party, have sex be free. We're the class of '73."
- Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned?
- Chase: Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy.
- Mr. Hammond: We're moving in together.
- [Nicole and Chase give one another a surprised look]
- Mrs. Maris: Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.
- Nicole: Sure, well... tell you what. Why don't you two think about it here, and we'll go think about it in the treehouse.
- Chase: Dad, can I take the milk off your hands?
- Mrs. Maris: Morning, Chase.
- Chase: Morning, Mrs. Maris.
- Nicole: Mom, can I borrow your red halter?
- [sees Chase, becomes self-conscious]
- Nicole: Aw...
- Mrs. Maris: Would you look at that? They're away to college next year. *Time flies!*
- Mr. Hammond: Seems like only yesterday they were practically *living together* in the old tree house.
- [his crush-object neighbour laughs]
- Chase: Dad! Milk!
- Nicole: Mom!
- Mrs. Maris: Seriously, you two used to do everything together. What happened?
- Nicole: [as the two youngsters share meaningful looks] Junior High happened!
- Mrs. Maris: We're moving in together.
- Nicole: What?
- Mr. Hammond: Maybe we should think about this.
- Nicole: Okay, you think about it here and we'll think about it in the tree-house.