Miranda Richardson credited as playing...
Queen of Hearts • Society Woman
- Queen of Hearts: Do you play croquet?
- Alice: Who, me?
- Queen of Hearts: Yes, you. I'm not in the habit of talking to myself, though it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation round here. Can you play croquet?
- Alice: Yes.
- Queen of Hearts: Come on then.
- Duchess: [nervously] Fine day, Your Majesty.
- Queen of Hearts: I gave you fair warning. Either you or your head must be off!
- [Faced with such a proposal, the Duchess flys off backwards]
- The White Rabbit: Your worship must cross-examine the witness!
- King of Hearts: [sigh] Oh, must I?
- Queen of Hearts: Be a man, Cedric.
- Jury members: Be a man.
- King of Hearts: [sigh] Oh, all right.
- King of Hearts: Ah, my dear, how do we get rid of a floating cat?
- Queen of Hearts: Off with its head.
- King of Hearts: Brilliant.
- Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts: I agree entirely.
- Queen of Hearts: Don't be ridiculous.
- Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts: Would I lie to you, your Majesty?
- Queen of Hearts: Yes.
- Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts: Oh well, thank you. Compliments are always welcome.
- Queen of Hearts: You're an idiot.
- Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts: That's right, your Majesty. Only you could spot that. It takes one to know one.
- Queen of Hearts: A complete idiot.