Jared Leto credited as playing...
Jack
- Pilot Kelson: Pop Quiz.
- Jack Hayes: No.
- Pilot Kelson: Come on. It's a quick one.
- Jack Hayes: Go.
- Pilot Kelson: What is 1,056 dicks?
- Jack Hayes: A lot of dicks.
- Pilot Kelson: Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star.
- Jack Hayes: Pop quiz.
- Pilot Kelson: Go.
- Jack Hayes: How much I owe you for helping me out?
- Pilot Kelson: A gazillion.
- Jack Hayes: Who's the major old-school happener?
- Pilot Kelson: Piiilot.
- Jack Hayes: How much longer we a team?
- Pilot Kelson: Forever.
- Jack Hayes: Beep... perfect score, gold star.
- Jack Hayes: Can we just have 15 minutes of fun in our fucking miserable lives?
- Pilot Kelson: Famous last words...
- Jack Hayes: You bang her yet man?
- Pilot Kelson: Not even close... if "Bangher" was an island off the coast of the Carribean, me and Lucy are stuck in traffic in Jersey
- [as he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda]
- Jack Hayes: Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!