Natasha Lyonne credited as playing...
- Christine: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
- Hawk: Why don't you lick my hairy crack?
- Christine: Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it!
- Lex: [Everybody looks at each other in puzzlement] That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever!
- Christine: Hey, you know what? Disco's so fucking big right now, I wouldn't be suprised if KISS did a disco song.
- Lex: Man, if there's one thing KISS will never do, it is a bullshit disco song.
- Jam: No shit man!
- Trip: Yeah man. Disco blows dogs for quarters man!
- Christine: Okay, dope-burnout, let's get one thing straight, here. As far as I'm concerned, good tunes is good tunes. Be it disco or rock, or polka, or whatever have you, regardless of the category. Disco is just easier to dance to.
- Lex: You know, your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock n' roll.
- Christine: Yeah? Well, your belt buckle may say rock n' roll, but your breath says pepperoni, baby.
- Christine: You guys like Disco? Y'know, I teach disco dancing back at my church... you guys look like you got a little rhythm in your blood... free lessons if you let me go...
- Beefy Jerk #1: Oh, I know what dance we could do... 'The Horizontal Hustle'.
- [Door opens, Lex enters]
- Lex: Hey peanut-turds! I'm here for the girl and the car!
- Christine: Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony.
- Christine: A tease? What the hell did I do to tease you mongoloids?
