Anthony Anderson credited as playing...
- Maurice: Hey Trish! I'm gonna find your Aaliyah looking ass!
- Trish: Do I know you?
- Maurice: How you gonna play me like that?
- Trish: What?
- Maurice: Now you know I work for your pops.
- Trish: Right, right. What's your name again? Something starts with an M...
- Maurice: Yeah, that's it. That's it.
- Trish: Moron.
- Maurice: Funny. It's Maurice, all right?
- Maurice: [after Han leaves posing as a delivery boy] Where the food?
- Trish: What?
- Maurice: Delivery boy just left, where the hells the take-out food?
- Trish: Are you hungry baby?
- Maurice: [runs out door, after Han]
- Maurice: You ain't the only one that knows some shit.
- Han Sing: Here's the deal, Meatball. You let me go, I let you live.
- Maurice: [Maurice laughs] He say he's gonna let ME live!
- [laughs again]
- Maurice: You know I'm really gonna miss you? The way you make me laugh. But look on the bright side: some you win... and Dim Sum, you lose.
- Maurice: [Han Sing starts attacking the gang] The hell what Mac said,somebody kill that son of a bitch!
- Han Sing: Where is she?
- Maurice: You didn't really think you was gonna get them panties, now did you?
- Han Sing: What?
- Maurice: Trish. You didn't really think she was gonna give it up to you, now did you?
- Maurice: [after scoring a touchdown on a video game against co-workers] How yo momma doin'! How yo momma doin'! Touch-down baby! Take it, take it, take it! Deez nuts in your mouth! I said, put the nuts in your mou-
- [boss walks in]
- Maurice: ... Why're you all not working? Get to work!
- Maurice: I ain't even gonna look, I ain't even gonna look. I'm just gonna play. I can't see, I can't see.
- Maurice: I don't care if you're going to confession - it's going to be you, me, and the priest.
