The Vacant Lot

Two sketches worth recounting (they still bring up a chuckle (for me, anyway (and maybe for you too (especially if you saw the show))))...

1) Jesus in High School -- was Our Lord and Saviour once a gangly loser trying to make it through another pimply, teenage day? Well, it would seem so, yes. Except for that glorious afternoon at the swim meet where Jesus is the star athlete in the 50m freestyle. The gun fires and, as all else dive in, Jesus sprints across the water as fast as a gazelle. Back in the locker room, these heroics don't save him the humiliation of a bare-ass towel snapping.

2) The Acupressure Amateur -- on a bus, two businessmen sit side-by- side. One complains of a stiff neck. His colleague volunteers to help by using newly acquired acupressure techniques that should alleviate the discomfort. Soon, the amateur is pressing tentatively on his friends' neck. The friend lets out a groan and sighs with relief, but the acupressionist is startled to see he has released the man's bladder and it is soiling his suit pants. Desperately, he fingers his friend's neck like a saxophone, seeking the 'off' switch.

I regret this show never quite got its footing and wasn't allowed to mature as Kids in the Hall was. Kids in the Hall also had a rough start, but got a rare chance (for Canadian TV) to gain an audience and mature in quality. Much more amusing than Royal Canadian Air Farce at its best, the Vacant Lot remains a sad little footnote to what could have been.

The Vacant Lot gave me a reason to wake up early on Saturday mornings. The only time I got to see it anyway. It had talented comedic actors, terrific sketches that were way more hilarious than anything on all those stupid shows that are popular now like, The Simpsons, The Drew Carey Show, and Whose Line is it Anyway! It was from the makers of another cool show, "Kids in the Hall". I enjoyed both The Vacant Lot and Kids in the Hall. Why didn't Comedy Central continue showing this? Also, it should've had more episodes!

If only The Vacant Lot were available on video, or have Comedy Central bring it back. Heck, I even liked and enjoyed this show more than MST3K! So, if you like Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, or just plain comedy then The Vacant Lot is the show for you! I still love this show to this day! It wasn't too lowbrow or highbrow, it was somewhere in the middle, which was probably why it was so unique. The sketches were memorable that you will never forget them.

The Vacant Lot is also good for those who are sick of Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, and all that garbage they show on Comedy Central nowadays (i.e. South Park). I salute the actors and the writers of this show. The Vacant Lot may have been underrated, but it deserved a lot better credibility than it got. It is and it's still Canadian comedy at a higher caliber! :)

Following in the footsteps of the famous "Kids In The Hall", "The Vacant Lot" brought tasteless and often raunchy humor straight to our television sets. I enjoyed the series while it ran, namely a musical sketch about a man who slept on his arms while sleeping, and how he couldn't use them to do anything anymore. In the end...he wasn't even able to commit suicide! If you enjoyed "Kids In the Hall", than you would love "The Vacant Lot". With all the reruns on Comedy Central, I hope they play this series once again.

It was like Lorne Michaels was trying for a second stab at "Kids In The Hall"s success. This short-lived Canadian series (featuring KITH's Mark McKinney's younger lookalike brother Nick) was perhaps a little *too* much like its predecessor to have solo success. Sketches were very much hit and miss, although some comic gems shone through. Some were too bizarre or too lengthy but high production values and excellent comic performaces made every episode watchable. The original songs featured throughout episodes were especially good.

Where are they now? Well, Paul Greenberg is often spotted in bit parts (most notably "As Good As It Gets" as a waiter), Nick McKinney writes for Michael Moore's series "The Awful Truth", Vito Viscomi is script editor for MTV's "Tom Green Show" and Rob Gfroerer wrote and appeared with Vito Viscomi and Paul Greenberg in the dire "Jenny McCarthy Show" on MTV.

If it ever resurfaces, check it out. It's worth at least half an hour of your time if you are a KITH fan.

I loved this show.

Like Kids in the Hall, it was a little bit hit and miss, but when it was funny, it was hilarious.

I haven't seen it for years and years, but I still laugh at that "Blinded by the Light" sketch.

There was a great song they did, too, about a guy who wanted to kill himself, but he'd slept on his arms & he had no feeling in them.