Andy Griffith credited as playing...
O.T. Montgomery
- O.T. Montgomery: Yeah, I got in a lot of trouble in France.
- [chuckles]
- O.T. Montgomery: That's where I did most of my fighting, military-wise. But I kicked up my heels a time to two. What, uh, what war did you lose your legs in?
- Man in Wheelchair: I ain't old enough to be in no war, except the Gulf.
- O.T. Montgomery: Oh, that wasn't no war. Just a bunch of missiles shootin'.
- Man in Wheelchair: My ex-wife shot me in the back.
- O.T. Montgomery: Didn't even shoot 'em by hand, they used computers. One old boy broadcast it on the news from up under a bed.