Raji James credited as playing...
Abdul Khan
- [Abdul and Tariq approach a local nightclub]
- Bouncer: All right, Tony, how ya goin' mate?
- Tariq Khan: All right, Bazza?
- Bouncer: Yeah, good to see ya. All right, in ya go.
- Tariq Khan: Nice, mate.
- Bouncer: [to Abdul] Where do you think you're going, smiler?
- Tariq Khan: This is our kid, erm...
- Abdul Khan: Arthur, me name's Arthur.
- Mark: Gunga Din! Drinking the white man's brew!
- Fat Twat: What are you doing here, Abdul?
- Abdul Khan: It's me stag night. I'm gettin' married.
- Mark: Who to?
- Abdul Khan: Dunno. Me dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet.
- Abdul Khan: Why can't we just sit down and talk to him?
- Tariq Khan: Don't you understand yet? He's never going to give a shit about what you want or what you think
- [Imitating George]
- Tariq Khan: I am your father, you are my son, you do as I say, bastard.