Brendan Fraser credited as playing...
Stu Miley
- Stu Miley: So how long have you been in here?
- Steven King: 25 Years. I steal the golden ticket and Cujo gets to use it.
- [last lines]
- Stu Miley: [Buster runs over to Stu, who is near a fountain] Hey buddy! How are ya?
- [chuckles]
- Stu Miley: How are ya?
- [Stu stands up and sees Julie, who is by the fountain]
- Julie: [looks into Stu's eyes] Is it you? Is it really you this time?
- [they kiss and the camera turns to Herb, who is in the water near the fountain]
- Herb: [to the camera] People, for the love of God, take off your clothes. Take *off* your clothes!
- [the scenery turns to cartoon, Herb flies away, a number of people remove their clothing and become monkeys]
- Death: [sitting at the controls of a tower monster] I do like to dress up when I come down town. So, how was she?
- [meaning Julie]
- Stu Miley: [standing on the monster's right hand] She was... she was beautiful. Of course I was decomposing at the time but... at least now she knows how much I love her.
- Monkeybone: [looking nervous] Uh, excuse me, Death... I hate to break up this little love test, but my little bladder is about to burst.
- [Death pulls a lever, and the hand Monkeybone is on swings over Stu]
- Monkeybone: [screams] BUT I'VE *REALLY* GOTTA GO!
- [the hand covers Stu, then rises off him revealing Monkeybone has disappeared]
- Stu Miley: [feeling his head] Where, where's Monkeybone?
- Death: Back in your head where he belongs. I don't wanna hurt your feelings Stu, but on your own you're a tad vinilla, so I didn't want to send you back without him.
- Stu Miley: [surprised] You're wha... did you? You're sending my *back*?
- Death: [sure] Yes. I'm sending you back.
- Stu Miley: Thank you. Death...
- Death: I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead I hear they're dying to meet me.
- [chuckles]
- Death: Come on Stu. Turn round.
- Stu Miley: [turns around] Like this?
- Death: Yeah, uh-huh.
- [looks up]
- Death: Stu, little higher.
- [Stu steps higher up the palm, and the other hand comes up behind him]
- Death: See ya!
- [the finger springs off the the thumb, sending Stu back]
- Statue Woman: [as Stu Miley follows her to a crystal globe] There is a live feed tonight.
- Stu Miley: Live feed, what is that?
- Statue Woman: Just watch!
- [Stu prepares to sit next to the Cyclops]
- Bug Man: HEY!
- [Stu stands up surprised that he nearly sat on the bug man]
- Bug Man: Get your fat ass out of my face!