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Garfield
- Garfield: [scratching the arm rest of a chair he's sitting in] Oh boy, am I bored.
- [sighs]
- Garfield: I guess I miss Odie. It's hard to believe I could miss someone who stares and slobbers all the same time. Someone who has to turn around three times before lying down. Someone who drinks out of a toilet.
- [stops scratching]
- Garfield: I remember when Odie and I were just puppy and kitten.
- Garfield: [after rudely waking Jon up] Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun filled day with your favorite pet.
- Garfield: Odie, you're so stupid you don't even know you're in big trouble. I may never see you again.
- Jon Arbuckle: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?
- Garfield: Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.
- Jon Arbuckle: OK, one bowl of cat food coming right up.
- Garfield: Nobody listens anymore.
- Jon Arbuckle: Where's Odie? He didn't come back with you?
- Garfield: [does a complicated pantomime explaining that Odie was taken to the pound]
- Jon Arbuckle: You got fleas or something?
- Garfield: [grabs Jon's face] What we have here is a failure to communicate.
- Garfield: I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored... that's it! I'm going down to the City Pound, and I'm gonna break Odie outta there! Look out, Pound, here comes Garfield!
- Garfield: [playing with the food] No sweat, 'Sarge, I'll take that machine gun nest out with my trusty bazooka here!
- [switch]
- Garfield: So this is what it feels like to be potato salad, yuck!
- [switch]
- Garfield: Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
- [switch]
- Garfield: Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh!
- Garfield: [referring to Odie] Ten thousand dogs in this city, and I have to live with Tweedledee the Wonder Dummy.
- Garfield: [seeing his empty cat food bowl] Rats. My owner must still be wallowing around in bed. It's hard to find good help these days.