Ruben Santiago-Hudson credited as playing...
Antonio Fredericks
- Antonio: What you doing here sitting in the dark?
- Jason: Spying on my neighbors. I think she's just discovered that her husband's go an online girlfriend. Now she's really reading him the riot act.
- Antonio: Serious melodrama.
- Jason: I'm telling you.
- Antonio: I'm gonna have to try and fix you up one of those personal surveillance devices. Get you that all-important bird's-eye view.
- Jason: Would that make me a bona fide, no-two-ways-about-it peeping tom?
- Antonio: Definitely.
- Jason: Go for it!
- Jason: I guess he's still in the slammer.
- Claudia: In the slammer?
- Jason: Yeah, the sculptor across the way beat up his wife last night.
- Claudia: You're kidding.
- Antonio: Jason sicced the cops on him.
- Claudia: Oh, so this isn't just cheap thrills. It's in the public interest.
- Jason: Call me citizen voyeur.
- Claudia: So, if he gonna come after you?
- Jason: No, I don't think so. He doesn't know I called the cops, and I didn't give my name to 911.
- Antonio: She like you, you know.
- Jason: Who, Alison?
- Antonio: Claudia.
- Jason: Oh, Claudia. Yeah, we're getting along very well on the project together.
- Antonio: Not like that. Like a woman like a man.
- Jason: Hmm. Well, I only see two problems with that. One, she could have any man she wants. And two, I'm damaged goods. Contents broken during handling and shipping. Why would she want that?
- Antonio: I'm tellin' you, man, when it come to a woman, sometime waters run deeper than you or I will ever know.
- Jason: Have you written anything I could check out at the library?
- Antonio: [laughing] I don't need to write it, man.
- [pointing to his temple, indicating his brain]
- Antonio: I know.
- Antonio: Alison's downstairs. She'll be on duty all night. She got a monitor. You need anything, you just click.
- Jason: Okay.
- Antonio: Got my phone number and my beeper number hot-wired into your computer. Alison call me, I'll be here before you can say Rastafarian rehabilitation.
- Jason: You know what? I think you're overqualified for this job.
- Antonio: I think so, too.