Ron Perlman credited as playing...
Hellboy
- [talking to Liz, re: his appearance]
- Hellboy: I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good.
- [Liz laughs]
- Hellboy: Two: I'll never give up on you... ever.
- Liz Sherman: I like that.
- Hellboy: Good.
- Abe Sapien: [while stitching up Hellboy's forearm] How long did he touch you?
- Hellboy: I don't know? About 5 seconds?
- Abe Sapien: [pulls three eggs out of his forearm] Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs.
- Hellboy: Didn't even buy me a drink.
- Hellboy: Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
- John Myers: Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
- Hellboy: Nah. Too needy.
- Hellboy: [carrying the torso of a re-animated corpse over his shoulder] How you doing back there, Ivan?
- Ivan Klimatovich: [in Russian] If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!
- Hellboy: [to agent] Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.
- Liz Sherman: In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?
- Hellboy: I said, "Hey, you, on the other side - let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry!"
- Abe Sapien: Remind me why I do this again.
- Hellboy: Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
- Abe Sapien: Ah!
- Kid on Rooftop: Just go down there and tell her how you feel.
- [Hellboy is silent]
- Kid on Rooftop: My mom always says...
- Hellboy: It's not... it's not that easy. Plus, you're nine. You're not old enough to be giving me advice.
- Abe Sapien: [about Sammael] Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr...
- Hellboy: Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?
- Abe Sapien: Hmm, doesn't say.
- Abe Sapien: [after probing the sealed door] Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry.
- Hellboy: [sighs] Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi.
- [Hellboy is going back to confront Behemoth]
- John Myers: Are you going to be... okay? Alone?
- Hellboy: How big can it be?
- [a tentacle grabs Hellboy and pulls him back]
- [spying on Liz and Myers]
- Hellboy: She took his picture. DAMN. She took his picture. She took his picture.