Billy Boyd credited as playing...
Pippin
- [Pippin drinks some Ent-draught, and grows in height]
- Merry: You're taller.
- Pippin: Who?
- Merry: You!
- Pippin: Than what?
- Merry: Than *me*!
- Pippin: I've always been taller than you.
- Merry: Pippin, everyone knows *I'm* the tall one. *You're* the short one.
- Pippin: Please, Merry. You're what, three-foot-six? At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing three-seven, three-eight.
- Merry: Three-foot-eight? You did something.
- Treebeard: [after seeing the torn-down forest around Isengard] Saruman! A wizard should know better!
- [loud yell]
- Treebeard: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
- Pippin: Look, the trees! They're moving!
- Merry: Where are they going?
- Treebeard: They have business with the Orcs. My business is with Isengard tonight, with rock and stone.
- [Ents emerge from the woods, following Treebeard]
- Treebeard: Hroom, hm, come, my friends. The Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the Ents.
- [from extended version]
- Merry: [watching Saruman look out at the ruin of Isengard from the tower] He doesn't look too happy, does he?
- Pippin: Not too happy at all, Merry.
- Merry: Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there.
- Pippin: Oh yes, it's a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.
- Merry: [of the Entmoot] It's been going for hours.
- Pippin: They must have decided something by now.
- Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".
- Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!
- Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Meriadoc.
- Merry: We're running out of time!
- Merry: Why are there so few of you, when you live so long? Are there Ent children?
- Treebeard: [Sadly] Burárum. There have been no Entlings for a terrible long count of years.
- Merry: Why is that?
- Treebeard: We lost the Entwives.
- Pippin: Oh, I'm sorry. How did they die?
- Treebeard: Die? No. We *lost* them. And now, we cannot *find* them. I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?
- Merry: Can't say that I have. You, Pip?
- Pippin: What do they look like?
- Treebeard: Hrrooom... I... don't... remember... now.
- [extended edition]
- Ugluk: The prisoners go to Saruman, alive and unspoiled.
- Grishnakh: Alive? Why alive? Do they give good sport?
- [lashes his tongue]
- Ugluk: They have something. An Elvish weapon. The master wants it for the war.
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: [whispers to Merry] They think we have the Ring.
- Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck: Shh! As soon as they find out we don't, we're dead.
- [extended edition; Merry and Pippin are in Fangorn Forest]
- Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck: [looks around] Hello? Treebeard? Where's he gone?
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: I had the loveliest dream last night. There was this large barrel full of pipe weed, and we smoked all of it.
- [Merry smiles]
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: And then... you were sick.
- [Merry is not amused]
- Peregrin "Pippin" Took: [leans back against a tree] I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby.