Nick Searcy credited as playing...
Nathan Ramsey • Nicholas Ramsey
- Lt. Frank Parker: I fly the needles as well as they're designed! Better!
- Nathan Ramsey: Then how come your record for perfect lands are exactly zero?
- Lt. Frank Parker: [gestures to the sphere] Because sometimes Lulu's got a mind of her own.
- Dr. Olga Vukavitch: Lulu?
- Lt. Frank Parker: It's a private thing...
- Nathan Ramsey: Well, that figures, Parker. Can't make either one of your girlfriends do what you want.
- Capt. Craig Donovan: Frank?
- Lt. Frank Parker: Right... uh...
- Nathan Ramsey: Get on with it, Parker, or I'm outta here.
- Lt. Frank Parker: Nate...
- [mumbles]
- Lt. Frank Parker: I'm very... sorry.
- Nathan Ramsey: You know, I don't think I heard that. My ears are getting bad cause I'm getting old, what did you say?
- Lt. Frank Parker: [mumbles a little louder] I'm sorry.
- Nathan Ramsey: What did you say?
- Lt. Frank Parker: [shouts] I'm sorry!... I'm sorry I broke your nose.
- Nathan Ramsey: Did that sound sincere to you?
- Dr. Olga Vukavitch: Good for me.
- Capt. Craig Donovan: Yeah, sounded great to me.
- Nathan Ramsey: Let's get a polygraph down here, I wanna know if he means it!
- Lt. Frank Parker: Hey Ramsey, the AmeriBomber is a long lost relative of yours.
- Nathan Ramsey: Oh, very funny. How's your Uncle Hussein?
- [Ramsey throws a USA Today newspaper onto the briefing table which has detailed information on Project Backstep]
- Nathan Ramsey: Great, now even the commies know about Backstep!
- Dr. Olga Vukavitch: They even have photographs.
- Lt. Frank Parker: You never take a bad one, do you?
- Lt. Frank Parker: 80,000 Francs? That's a bargain. I'll take it.
- Nathan Ramsey: [over an open phone line] "Take it"? Take what? Parker, if your pissing away Uncle Sam's money again...
- Lt. Frank Parker: And, uh... Throw in a couple of those cufflinks, you know the platinum jobs with the diamonds.
- Nathan Ramsey: No diamonds! We don't pay for diamonds. Fake diamonds! Parker! Pick up the phone! Parker! Answer me! I'll rip your f...
- [Parker hangs up]
- Lt. Frank Parker: [Ramsey is briefing the team on global hot-spots and when Olga spills coffee on him] Check it out, a new global hot-spot.
- Capt. Craig Donovan: Oh, baby, I hope we don't get sent into that region.
- Nathan Ramsey: This is not funny!