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The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

  • TV Series
  • 1998
  • TV-14
  • 30m
IMDb RATING
3.0/10
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Max Baker, Christine Estabrook, Dann Florek, and Chi McBride in The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer (1998)
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The misadventures of Abraham Lincoln, his loony associates, and the only sane man among them, the President's Black butler Desmond Pfeiffer.The misadventures of Abraham Lincoln, his loony associates, and the only sane man among them, the President's Black butler Desmond Pfeiffer.The misadventures of Abraham Lincoln, his loony associates, and the only sane man among them, the President's Black butler Desmond Pfeiffer.

  • Creators
    • Barry Fanaro
    • Mort Nathan
  • Stars
    • Chi McBride
    • Max Baker
    • Dann Florek
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    3.0/10
    153
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    • Creators
      • Barry Fanaro
      • Mort Nathan
    • Stars
      • Chi McBride
      • Max Baker
      • Dann Florek
    • 11User reviews
    • 1Critic review
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Chi McBride
    Chi McBride
    • Desmond Pfeiffer
    • 1998
    Max Baker
    Max Baker
    • Nibblet
    • 1998
    Dann Florek
    Dann Florek
    • Abraham Lincoln
    • 1998
    Christine Estabrook
    Christine Estabrook
    • Mary Todd Lincoln
    • 1998
    Kelly Connell
    Kelly Connell
    • Ulysses S. Grant
    • 1998
    Nick Jameson
    Nick Jameson
    • Emperor of France
    • 1998
    Sam Chew Jr.
    • King of Italy
    • 1998
    Steve Susskind
    Steve Susskind
    • King of Greece
    • 1998
    Adrienne Janic
    Adrienne Janic
    • Miss Klepp
    • 1998
    Rick Lawless
    • Man #1
    • 1998
    Jack Salvatore Jr.
    Jack Salvatore Jr.
    • Young Abe
    • 1998
    Paul LeClair
    Paul LeClair
    • Czar of Russia
    • 1998
    Stephen Tobolowsky
    Stephen Tobolowsky
    • Jubal Early
    • 1998
    Curtis Armstrong
    Curtis Armstrong
    • Nathan Bedford Forrest
    • 1998
    Terry Kiser
    Terry Kiser
    • Stonewall Jackson
    • 1998
    Len Lesser
    Len Lesser
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    • 1998
    Cindy Ambuehl
    Cindy Ambuehl
    • Mona
    • 1998
    Sherman Hemsley
    Sherman Hemsley
    • Union Spy
    • 1998
    • Creators
      • Barry Fanaro
      • Mort Nathan
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    2Brian14Leonard

    how could people actually LIKE this show???

    This may be the worst TV show ever to make it into a network prime-time slot. It was juvenile, dumb, and just plain not funny. Horny Abe?? A sarcastic black butler??? What were they thinking?????? I honestly think I'd rather sit through a Love Boat marathon than see this wretched refuse again, which is saying quite a lot. I'd love to give it a zero, but you can't--so I'm giving it one star apiece for Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies, Boston Public) and Dann Florek (Law & Order, L.A. Law). They deserved--and got--much better than this. I think this ended the production careers of the creators, and deservedly so. If you really must see it, I think it's on YouTube. But...please don't.
    bad_jonas

    bum rap

    Sure this wasn't the greatest show on TV, but it seemed that those opposed to it (because of it "racial insensitivity") just wanted to get TV air time. The sole African American character (Chi McBride) the most intelligent! And the show tried to to meld well-worn characters into modern (albeit crude) comedy. By contrast the newer "Still Standing" (with Jami Gertz) is TOTALLY unfunny, and even rips off entire scenes (and plot lines) from another unfunny "hit" show ("Yes, Dear"). Maybe it's because I like history, but I can't believe this was off the air faster than any of those endless "Friends" clones.
    7DeanNYC

    Benson Meets Lincoln

    The Secret Diary Of Desmond Pfeiffer was a show that parodied one of America's most enduring icons: President Abraham Lincoln and the people in his administration. And, as such, it disturbed a lot of historians and Civil War buffs that found the concept unseemly. In fact, it was pretty darned funny.

    The title character (with the "P" pronounced) was a British manservant in the employ of the 16th President and he would write his observations about what went on behind the scenes at The White House, in his secret diary, giving you a very different spin on what the history books had to say. Desmond was smart, sharp, had a comeback for every comment and did it with a smile and with style, and that all served to remind audiences of the character of Benson, another manservant in the employ of a politician.

    Some of the character traits of these historic figures were based on information that was known, but not widely discussed: like General U.S. Grant's propensity for drink, and Mary Todd's mental illnesses. What people probably found most offensive was that Lincoln was portrayed as a both a philanderer and a complete and utter fool, who needed to be instructed by Desmond on every occasion, even begging his assistant for help at times.

    The jokes were usually at the expense of the above three characters, as Desmond constantly had to straighten out the situations their personality traits got them into, and save the day, with the help of, or really, in spite of his assistant, Nibblet, a completely inept White House staffer. However, whatever got patched up was always made to look like Lincoln and his company were the true heroes, for posterity's sake. But there was one other major political target for the show's humor...

    There were many parallels to the Clinton administration and the troubles that plagued it at the time of the program's broadcast. Lincoln's sexual fetishes made a clear statement about the Executive branch's needs throughout history, and the recurring character of Hillary wandering around the 1990s version of the White House was included as part of an episode's dénouement.

    So many took offense at the entire concept of the show that it really had no chance, and the program was pulled off the air after only a handful of episodes. Despite the quick cancellation, I felt the series was in the same league as the brilliant Mel Brooks Robin Hood parody, "When Things Were Rotten," from some 20 years before, another show that viewers and even some critics at the time just didn't seem to get.
    youroldpaljim

    No wonder this show bombed.

    Now, since I haven't seen every show that ever aired on network T.V., I won't say its the worst show ever, but its one of the worst I ever saw. I was eating dinner at my mothers house the night this show had its debut and quickly ate my dinner so I could go in her living room and see if it was as bad as the reviewer in the New York Post said it was. Well it was. The shows humor was crude, crass, and childish. Set during the civil war the show depicts president Lincon and his generals and staff as bunch of lunatics more obsessed with sex than carrying on with the important nations business at hand. Only during the Clinton administration could anyone come up with an idea as vulgar as this. The shows portrayal of Mary Todd Lincon as a neurotic nymphomaniac demonstrates the levels the creators of this show could sink to.

    The fact that this show only lasted a few episodes shows the American viewing public still has some taste.
    zmaturin

    What a loss!

    "The Secret Diaries of Desmond Pfieffer" was a television show that, sadly, only lasted for four weeks, during which the show and its premise was constantly derided and mocked by the media and largely ignored by the television viewing public.

    True, a sitcom about Abraham Lincoln's sarcastic black butler sounds silly, and it is, but luckily the show carried a sense of self-awareness. Despite one atrocious episode (in which the drunken Ulysses S. Grant faces down his bowling demons) the show 's remaining three were not pitifully stupid, as some folks would have you believe.

    The cast was top notch: Chi MacBride (who was Cyrus in Peter Jackson's under-rated "The Frighteners") is simply superb as the title character: A dignified and intelligent overwieght black man, truly a rarity among prime-time role models. Max Baker was the image of perfection as Nibblet, the inbred indentured servant, and Dan Florik was suitable as the Bill Clinton-meets-Gerald Ford Lincoln.

    The show isn't perfect, though. Many jokes fall flat, and the woman playing Mrs. Lincoln is quite annoying.

    But the show had its moments, as evidenced in the episode in which Desmond, Nibblet, and Lincoln are stranded behind Confederate Lines. Desmond has convinced the Southern soldiers that he is, in fact, a white Confederate spy disguised as a black Northern free slave. One Southerner inquirers, "It must be awfully hard on you to even temporarily go through life as a Negro."

    To which Desmond replies "Oh, it hasn't been that bad. I have been able to get a lot more white women!"

    It will be missed.

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      The series not-so-subtly lampooned the Bill Clinton administration.
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    • Release date
      • October 5, 1998 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Los Angeles, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Fanaro/Nathan Productions
      • Paramount Network Television
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      • 30m
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      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
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      • 1.33 : 1

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