Mario Diaz credited as playing...
DJ
- DJ: Hey, you seen Christine?
- Andy: I thought she went outside to practice her lines. Didn't you know that?
- DJ: I knew that. Everyone thinks that DJ doesn't know shit! DJ knows shit! I know where Christine is. She's with that grip Nikolai again!
- [Andy and Tina walk off and approach the Toddster]
- Andy: Hey Todd, are you gonna be ready in five?
- Toddster: I would be ready now if the fact that our fearless leader, our "brilliant" director, didn't blow out my sound system with his ultra-real 44 Magnum blast in that last scene.
- Tina - Script Girl: So, how long then?
- Toddster: Long enough for you to suck the Todd rod, and for you to be gurgilling with the Todd wadd!
- Andy: [grabs Toddster's crotch] That's enough!
- Toddster: What the fuck, dude! I'll put up with the awful cheese sandwiches for lunch. I'll put up with the crew on this set that fucking sucks! But I draw the line at ball crunching! I quit! I fucking quit! The Toddster is out of here and I'm taking my sound equipment with me. Sayonadra suckers!