Gary Hrbek credited as playing...
Toddster
- Toddster: Who is *that*?
- Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2: Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?
- Mysterious Woman: [after stabbing Toddster in the head and tearing out a chunk of his brain] This is your brain.
- Toddster: Dude, my brain!
- [She puts the brain into a frying pan filled with cocaine]
- Mysterious Woman: And this is your brain on drugs!
- [approaching a woman on the dance floor]
- Toddster: Hey, baby. Do fries go with that shake?
- Mysterious Woman: Tell me... what is that fountain over there?
- Toddster: That's Thor, the god of love.
- Mysterious Woman: Thor is the god of thunder! Not love. But why quivel?
- Toddster: [chuckles] Yeah, quivel.
- Mysterious Woman: Tell me... what's your name?
- Toddster: Todd. Most people call me the Toddster.
- Mysterious Woman: Do you live in this house Todd... ster?
- Toddster: Right upstairs.
- DJ: Hey, you seen Christine?
- Andy: I thought she went outside to practice her lines. Didn't you know that?
- DJ: I knew that. Everyone thinks that DJ doesn't know shit! DJ knows shit! I know where Christine is. She's with that grip Nikolai again!
- [Andy and Tina walk off and approach the Toddster]
- Andy: Hey Todd, are you gonna be ready in five?
- Toddster: I would be ready now if the fact that our fearless leader, our "brilliant" director, didn't blow out my sound system with his ultra-real 44 Magnum blast in that last scene.
- Tina - Script Girl: So, how long then?
- Toddster: Long enough for you to suck the Todd rod, and for you to be gurgilling with the Todd wadd!
- Andy: [grabs Toddster's crotch] That's enough!
- Toddster: What the fuck, dude! I'll put up with the awful cheese sandwiches for lunch. I'll put up with the crew on this set that fucking sucks! But I draw the line at ball crunching! I quit! I fucking quit! The Toddster is out of here and I'm taking my sound equipment with me. Sayonadra suckers!