Greg 'G-Spot' Siebel credited as playing...
Ward
- Jerry: Hey Ward, according to these new revisions, Toxie finds out that the chemical company responsible for turning him into the Toxic Avenger was called Junk-O Chemicals.
- Ward: No way!
- Jerry: Way! It turns out that it was owned by his late father who made this plant which made Toxie sick which is why he commited suicide, and Toxie never even knew it!
- Casey: All these revisions... it's absolutely ridiculous.
- Jerry: I'm sorry, what?
- Casey: We change the script every day. It completely changes everything in the story.
- Jerry: Yes. You can do whatever you want to at Troma. It's this shit in which the best chaos emerges.
- Casey: How can you like this offensive garbage anyway?
- Jerry: Because it is offensive. Sometimes pissing people off is the only reason to get them to look at shit.
- [the Mad Cow Boy standing nearby yells 'moo']
- Jerry: See? Even Mad Cow Boy agrees.
- Ward: Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff.
- Jerry: Aw, come on Ward. Don't tell me this little nosebleed is bothering you a little.
- Ward: Not at much as your ugly face. Why do you get into this stuff anyway?
- Jerry: Why do you always look at the crack of a man's ass and think "lunch time"?
- Ward: No wonder I loose my appetite when I look at you... sicko. Look at these people. They're miserable.
- Jerry: Hey, hey, listen tushy pusher, I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.