Will Ryan credited as playing...
Rabbit
- Eeyore: [as he floats in the river] Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does.
- Rabbit: Eeyore, what are you doing down there?
- Eeyore: Give ya three guesses.
- Winnie the Pooh: Fishing?
- Eeyore: Wrong.
- Roo: Going for a sail?
- Eeyore: Wrong again.
- Rabbit: Oh, waiting for somebody to uh - help you out of the river?
- Eeyore: That's right. Give Rabbit the time, and he'll get the answer.
- Rabbit: [furious that Tigger crashed the party walks up to him angrily] You've got a lot of nerve showing up here after what you did to Eeyore!
- [Eeyore looks sullen]
- Rabbit: [Rabibit clearly annoyed] Well I think Tigger should leave!
- [Tigger sulks]
- Roo: [creastfallen] Awww does he have to? Let him stay.
- [Tigger perks up]
- Winnie the Pooh (Video Version): [looks to Christopher Robin for what to do about Tigger] What do you think Christopher Robin?
- Christopher Robin: I think...
- [camera zooms in on Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, Rabbit, and Roo bracing for the answer]
- Christopher Robin: I think... I think we should all ought to... Play Pooh Sticks.
- Tigger: [becomes overjoyed] Pooh Sticks ohhh boy that's what Tiggers love doing best.
- [grabs Rabbit and starts dancing with him]
- [Eeyore is seen standing by the river before Tigger comes in and bounces him so hard Eeyore falls into the river. Tigger bounces away from the scene before we cut back into all of the gang looking surprised while Tigger looks worried]
- Rabbit: So he DID bounce him!
- [everyone except for Eeyore begins to turn around and look at Tigger while Tigger looks worried]
- Tigger: Well, well... it was just a joke!
- [Cut to a shot of Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore and Roo all looking at Tigger disappointmently]
- Tigger: Ugh... some people have no sense of humor.
- [Tigger turns away from the group and bounces down the path]
- Rabbit: Tigger is so thoughtless with his bouncing!
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, I can see yours, Piglet!
- Piglet: Mine's a sort of g-g-g-g-g-grayish one.
- Winnie the Pooh: Yes, that's what I can see.
- [Piglet's stick starts to come out from under the bridge, which little does everyone know is actually Eeyore's tail.]
- Winnie the Pooh: It's coming over to my side.
- Roo: Come on, stick! Stick! Stick!
- [More of Eeyore's body comes into view.]
- Piglet: Are you sure it's mine?
- Roo: It's a big, grey one! Here it comes! A very big grey...
- Rabbit: No, no-no-no-no, it isn't. It's... it's...
- [Eeyore's head is revealed.]
- Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Roo, Rabbit: Eeyore!