Gena Rowlands credited as playing...
- Grace: You don't eat chicken?
- Gloria: Not ones that I've made eye contact with.
- [About urinating]
- Gloria: I probably shouldn't even say this, but if I had the opportunity to do it in my mother-in-law's soup tureen, I would!
- Grace: That's a very nice suggestion, but you got to realize, I'm gonna meet Gabriella Stiles very soon and can you imagine spending all eternity with her following me around gabbing about a soup tureen?
- Gloria: How does this thing work?
- Grace: It's got a handle and a spout, how do you think it works?
- Gloria: Well humor me Mrs Stiles, I'm not a morning person!
- Grace: She's my youngest older brother's middle son's first daughter's third child. By her second marriage
- Gloria: Well, who can compete with THAT?!
- Gloria: Mrs Stiles, I don't believe in the devil
- Grace: You think he cares about that?
- Gloria: Mrs Stiles, my name isn't Glorie, it's Gloria
- Grace: And my name isn't Mrs Stiles, it's Grace
- Grace: I know what I'll give you. You can have Gabriella's soup turine. How's that?
- Gloria: I would be honored
- Grace: Really? I'm glad. This way you'll remember for the rest of your life what an old peepot I was!