Eric Barry credited as playing...
Fidget
- Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!
- Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.
- Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.
- Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie.
- Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.
- Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie.
- Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.
- Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.
- Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!