Melanie Griffith credited as playing...
Honey Whitlock
- Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!
- Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.
- Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.
- Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie.
- Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.
- Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie.
- Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.
- Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.
- Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!
- Honey: Cherish, this is America, you know. It's a free country. People can make bad movies if they so desire.
- Cecil: Not anymore they don't!
- Cherish: You think just cause you've made "real" movies you're better than me, don't you?
- Honey: Oh, please.
- Cherish: Do you know why I became a porno star?
- [everyone in van groans]
- Cecil: Cherish has recovered memory.
- Cherish: When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree.
- Honey: I'm so sorry.
- Cherish: Yeah, I bet you are... "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing.
- Honey: [laughs]
- Cherish: You think that's funny?
- Honey: [still laughing] No, I don't.
- Cecil: That's all behind you now, Cherish. We're here, and we're makin' movies.