John Ritter credited as playing...
Bruce Simon Barker
- Henry Stokes: [on Mr. Hainey, the father of Catherine Mitchelson and Claire Hainey] He was a very private man.
- Bruce Simon Barker: Secretive seems more accurate. Isn't it true? He used to beat and molest the two girls, and you knew but did nothing? By the way, you were out of the office at the time of Adrian's abduction. I checked with your secretary!
- Henry Stokes: Oh, this is how you bait people to say things they might regret?
- Bruce Simon Barker: Usually works.
- Henry Stokes: I assume that you are familiar with our libel and slander legislation?
- Bruce Simon Barker: Oh. This is how you scare people to stop saying things you might regret?
- Henry Stokes: Usually works. You may leave now, Mr. Parker.
- Bruce Simon Barker: Barker.
- Bruce Simon Barker: [When Beth slaps him] What the hell?
- Beth Barker: How dare you leave my daughter with that drunk!
- Jeremy Morton: I really don't think I'm a morning person.
- Bruce Simon Barker: Oh yeah. Me too.
- Jeremy Morton: Voice modulator, huh?
- Bruce Simon Barker: Yep.
- Jeremy Morton: Eh. Whether the real voice is a man, woman, chimpanzee, beluga whale, I'll have it for you in 48 hours.
- Bruce Simon Barker: I appreciate it and oh look Jeremy, there's an extra $20 if you can get it back to me in 24 hours.
- Jeremy Morton: Wow. 20 bucks?
- Bruce Simon Barker: Alright, $30, and some orange juice.
- Jeremy Morton: Yeah, you can keep the juice. I'll have it for you. Tomorrow morning.
- Bruce Simon Barker: I know you would.
- [drinks his orange juice]
- Bruce Simon Barker: Oh, this is killing me!