Daryl Mitchell credited as playing...
Tommy Webber
- Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
- Gwen DeMarco: [to crew] No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
- Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying!
- Gwen DeMarco: [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
- Tommy Webber: Sure, no problem.
- [the rock monster chases Nesmith]
- Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it.
- Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
- Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
- Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
- Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
- Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
- Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
- [after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy]
- Jason Nesmith: Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter.
- Gwen DeMarco: Why does this sound so familiar?
- Tommy Webber: "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think.
- Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81?
- Tommy Webber: Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.
- Gwen DeMarco: How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?
- Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81, Jason?
- Jason Nesmith: It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion.
- Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?
- Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?
- Guy Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!
- [On Jason]
- Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
- Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
- Jason Nesmith: Give me any kind of signal.
- Tommy Webber: I'll do this:
- [cups hands]
- Tommy Webber: CAW! CAW!
- Jason Nesmith: What are you, an infant? We have *these*!
- [Jason holds up a communicator in front of Tommy]
- Tommy Webber: I was just... sorry...
- Tommy Webber: You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.
- Fred Kwan: [Trying to work the matter-transmitter] So what do we test it on?
- Tommy Webber: [Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet] How about that Pig-Lizard?
- Tommy Webber: Set a course for home, Commander?
- Jason Nesmith: Can you do that?
- Tommy Webber: Oh, yes! Just point and click. But, we're going to have to go through the black hole, though.
- Jason Nesmith: Any objections? Alright. Set her up.