Paul Anka credited as playing...
Paul Anka
- Lisa Simpson: Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of monsteritis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!
- Paul Anka: [singing] To stop those monsters, one, two, three / Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free / It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
- Lisa Simpson: Guarantee void in Tennessee.
- Lisa Simpson, Paul Anka: Just don't look! / Just don't look!...